Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.
We probably just all sound like pirates.
"You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will."
petition to shoot all the spiders into space
what’re you going to do when bugs multiply to numbers we can’t control
shoot them into space
what will you do if the radiation in space turns the spiders into giant intelligent mutants who will come back to rule Earth?
shoot myself into space
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors